I'm _that_ kinda bouncer.
A few months ago I was out in Clemson. Moments before the last 2:17am catbus came to pick up everyone that had been drinking. I saw two guys about to start fighting. This was in the middle of a dense crowd of about 50+ people. There were lots of girls nearby, and the police officers that are usually there, for whatever reason, weren’t. Me, and my infinite wisdom jumped right between the...
When I make the executive decision to go to the...